Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
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