i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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