Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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