Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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