I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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