It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i barfeds in our rink
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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