Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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