why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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