so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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