Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Randomize
