Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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