No more Irish car bombs ever.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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