Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
