used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
