How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
did i walk over a car last night?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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