After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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