the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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