yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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