Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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