Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Bang-toberfest begins!!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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