how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm getting married
To pizza
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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