Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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