This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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