Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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