people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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