Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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