He asked me if I "almost moaned"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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