That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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