help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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