6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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