Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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