Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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