All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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