More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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