He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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