Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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