Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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