im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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