He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
