I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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