when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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