I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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