so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It's Friday. Sex?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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