I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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