Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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