I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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