I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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