I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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