There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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