i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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