she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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