Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just gargled with NyQuil
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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