you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I just found a bag of teeth...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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