I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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