I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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