i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
