What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Randomize
