You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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