In the future we'll all be gay
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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